So let's say you are going to a local hostelry to have a small drink with friends, with Chavitude you would be in fact 'gonna git proper wasted innit'. Now apply this to your everyday living and enjoy your day, I'll give you a few examples to get you started.
You are in the doctors waiting to have your poorly thumb looked at after an attractive friend accidentally cut it preparing a delightful meal during a nights drinking. The correct way to get across your problem with Chavitude is thus 'get dis, I got rat arsed yo and a boomting homie merked me thumb'. When they bandage it up and send you home you can tell them 'you iz da bomb'
in a queue at the supermarket a fellow shopper accidentally bumps you with their trolley. The correct Chavitude is to immediately raise your voice and say 'Yo Yo Yo, I have no beef with you dog, Know wha' I'm sayin' then stick two fingers up and push their trolley away from your person.
Arriving at important functions with style, approach any events like this by swaggering, it would help to make sure your trousers are fastened with a belt at knee height and don't forget to wear a hood or cap of some kind for full effect. Kick open the door and announce your entrance using this phrase 'Wat r u gawpin' at' then repeatedly say 'Brap, brap, brap' whist pointing at everybody around you with your index finger and using your thumb as a trigger. Blow pretend smoke away from said finger when done.
Selecting shoes in a shoe shop can be rather daunting at times but should you find the shoes that fit your needs you can point them out to the assistant using this rather handy Chavitude phrase 'Yo sket, can I has those bangin bling creps'
As you can see having Chavitude can really increase your respect on the street, improve your job potential and make you appear confident, intelligent and refined. Enjoy Chavitude, it really is the end of life as we know it.
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