Clubs You Didn't Know Existed

Keep informed on current trends with this handy guide to the latest 'must join' list of clubs that you may not be aware of.

Forget boring stuffy book clubs of old, you don't want a book of the month or to trawl through your kindle looking for that 'special' book instead join the Spicy Club, a book club that only has 'special' books. Every month we find all the latest smut for you and offer it in one handy compilation book of juicy snippets. Why read the whole of Fifty Shades when all you are looking for is page 86 and the ripping of tin foil. We bring you only the best unedited versions of all those rhythm classics bound together in one volume delivered under plain wrapper.

Be disgusted and delighted in equal measures as you read paragraph after paragraph of unstoppable filth, from Lady Chatterly to Whip Me With Your Rhythm Stick, from Animal Farm, the non Orwell edition to Oh Missus, They Do Like It Up Em'. We even go to the trouble of highlighting the really good bits for all you speed readers out there or for those of you with little private time on your hands.

'He rose up and looked at her melons. 'Squeeze them.' Sarah Akimbo whispered. Taking them in his hands he gave them a good fondling. 'Only £1 each and I'll throw in a pound of grapes' she added from behind her grocery stall.

The Spicy Club, smut made simple, join today for the introductory price of £250 per month or download our app iSmut for daily doses of disturbing dross.

Ever wondered if that caravan that passed you was a Sprite Major V1.523 or a Buccaneer 3? Do you want to know the best horning for a Cavalier Sport? If you answered yes to any of the above then this club is for you. Join the rest of the members as they both try and satisfy your needs with a weekly publication detailing all the manufacturing changes and paint colour charts on over a thousand caravans.

Never again be stumped with questions like 'The Carousel or the Compass, which has the better toilet?' and learn handy tips from caravanning and camping experts Pat and Derek.

Dear Pat & Derek, How do I keep my soap dry in my horning?

Simple dear, just pop it in the leg of an old pair of tights and hang it from one of the poles to dry.

Join today and receive your free caravan sticker - I'm a Tugger, are you?

We have all been there, you turn up to the pond naked with your rod and your the only one, how embarrassing. Now you can find like minded people with Nangling, the ONLY naked angling club that won't laugh at the size of your rod. Spend long hours shivering beside a river dipping your worm along side others, chat about naked hook accidents or just suffer hyperthermia amongst friends.

The only club where a tackle box raises a chuckle and course fishing takes on a whole new meaning. With fishing events planned every month and our special Chub Club Barbeque once a year you can not afford to miss this exciting opportunity to go Nangling.

Please. I'm lonely and only started this club up to find people like me.

I have my own rod that I can share.

Wham Bam! See the stuffing fly with the World Toy Fight Club. Ever wondered who would win in a fight between Buzz Lightyear and Barbie? In our specially built cages we hold no rule duels to the death using a variety of weapons. No toy is safe, plastic vs fabric, wood vs fur, we don't care, only last week Bagpuss defeated Mr Bump in our special Cage Rage event with a solid blow from a giant spiked club.

See Noddy flail Kermit into submission in the exclusive event Nutter Noddy vs Krazy Kermit. Watch in awe as Tinky Winky raises the Night Garden to the ground in our explosive event Teletubbies Napalm Nightmare. Place bets with our on site bookie, Chewbacca The Wookie and enjoy drinks at Club Ken where entertainment is supplied by Sooty and Sweep with Sue supplying the dancing girls.

Occasionally we have celebrity events such as Chuck Norris vs the entire cast of Trumpton, or Jean Claude Van Damme vs the awesome double team of Hong Kong Fooey and Top Cat.

For fight fans everywhere the WTFC is for you, let the stuffing fly!

 

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