All you need is a dice and a few shot glasses to act as counters, feel free to top them up anytime you feel thirsty with the shot of your choice. One player needs to be the designated bus driver and will be in control of driving the game using the square information below, all rules given by the driver must be obayed. All other players need to roll a six to start, the first one to make it home wins. Upon landing on each square your driver will issue the instructions below to add to your enjoyment of the game.
Drivers Square Notes
1 - This is the start, you are relatively tipsy but manage to pull out the correct change as you board the bus.
2 - Oh No! You have landed on two and got on the wrong bus! Curse the driver and trip over a chair to simulate a stagger fall as you exit the bus. Return to square one.
3 - The bus is moving an you haven't sat down yet, crash into other players seats and throw yourself on the sofa to finish. Return to square one.
4 - You have decided to go upstairs, it's a mistake, run up your own stairs and throw yourself off the top step swearing as you tumble down. If you live in a bungalow use a high object such as a wardrobe. Return to square three and follow the instructions.
5 - Swear uncontrollably to make other players uncomfortable, if you use more than forty naughty words in less than sixty seconds then stay on square five otherwise return to square one.
6 - You are the perfect drunk, you find your seat and sit down without falling, staggering or swearing.
7 - The player must stand on their chair and shout 'Come and ave a go if you think your hard enough before throwing themselves onto a player of your choice. The designated bus driver must then help break up the fight, try to make it as difficult as possible to seperate you. If the fight lasts more than sixty seconds stay on the square if not move to square eight and miss one turn.
8 - Miss one turn as the driver tells you to get off the bus for disrupting the passengers. Players must go outside to miss their turn and bang on the kitchen window begging to be let back in until their turn comes around again.
9 - You are a happy drunk, hug a player of your choice.
10 - The bus stops outside a pub, you leap off for a quick nip but the bus pulls away leaving you behind. Miss three turns and with each miss you must consume two units of alcohol whilst you wait for the next bus.
11 - Players must lavishly hurl, the driver may help by giving you a glass of salt water and bouncing you up and down on your chair. Miss one turn whilst you clean up the mess sobbing uncontrollably and telling yourself 'never again'. Failure to hurl means the player will return to square one.
12 - Players must convincingly fall and sustain injury. Any props are allowed from chairs to tables the only stipulation is the remaining players must be convinced you have hurt yourself. If you end up at A&E advance one square upon your return.
13 - Happy square! Open all the windows in your house and sing Tom Jones 'Sex Bomb' or 'I Did It My Way' until you wake up at least three neighbours or receive abuse from any of them. Failure to complete the task and you are booted off the bus by the driver and back to square ten so you can drink a little more to loosen up.
14 - Nearly there! You need a momento from your adventure, the player must go outside and find either a traffic cone, a supermarket trolley or a flashing road sign. If you can't find any of the items then you go back to square thirteen or choose the forfeit of urinating through your own letterbox and stay where you are.
15 - Home safe and sound, players must land exactly on this square with the roll of the dice, if you don't get the right amount then the players must go BACKWARDS that amount and follow the drivers instructions. If you do land on this exactly then congratulations, you may be a hopeless drunk but at least you made it home in one piece. At this point the player must pretend that they are in the wrong house, the driver switches off all the lights and rearranges the furniture, the winning player must then vacate the property whilst swearing and causing as much damage as possible.
See, simple family fun and one game I'm sure you will never tire of playing. Don't forget our companion games 'The Sozzled Slapper' and of course our best selling 'Blame It On The Booze' daily drunkeness to be played in an office environment where even the boss can join in.
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