Christmas With The Impossimals Pt 2

Hi, it's me, Peter, this Saturday the 24th Of November myself and Jayne will be appearing at Castle Galleries in Solihull between 1-4pm for another free Christmas With The Impossimals Event and your all welcome to come along.

Artists can be scary in real life so to prepare you here's a few things you need to know. Being an artist means that my diet must meet strict colour criteria so I will only eat food that is red. This in no way restricts my diet, if a food is a different colour I will cover it in tomato sauce before I eat it, simple!

I do like chillies though and I can often be found in the garden attending my special Capascicumgiganticas fiery spicy flue buster chillies. A chilli that once eaten allows me to belch flame over twenty feet, of course I will not be doing this at this weekends event so don't worry about getting scorched.

More often than not I can be found every day at the bottom of one of these, it's all in the name of art as every week I save all the corks up to add to a new art installation.

It's called 'Corked!' And so far included all the corks from this weeks bottles, around 243 to be precise and is assembled around forty beer cans and a bottle of scotch, essential artists equipment used to silence the inner turmoil. Of course I will not be bringing my cork collection with me this weekend.

In my spare time I attend to my three giant rabbits, each one is over twenty feet tall and weighs the same as two double decker buses. They live in Bunnyopolis, a purpose build construction with over 20,000 cubic feet of space hidden behind a waterfall in the garden. Facilities include satellite and radar coverage of the UK and early warning systems spanning the globe to alert the buns to the possibility of free cabbage.

They do knock me about a bit though so with that in mind they will not be accompanying us both at this weekends appearance.

Peter & Jayne will be at Castle Galleries, Solihull on Saturday 24th between 1-4pm, before the event you will find them sitting in the skip behind M&S swigging from a wine bottle wrapped in brown paper.

 

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Bunny Comforts

Bunnyopolis is ready for the winter with its installed double glazing in the living quarters and Perspex sheeting around the open run to ensure that Aaran, Jura and Iona, our three continental giants keep snug and warm over the coming months. So what were the bunnies doing at 9am this morning?

Jura was outside enjoying appreciating the sun and taking a break from all the rain over the last few days, she's looking very regal and relaxed with her laid back ears, always a good sign. All she needs is a cup of tea and a biscuit to complete the refined lady look.

Iona on the other hand was milling about around me convinced as always that you are the bearer of gifts, namely food. Always the first in for tea and the last to leave her appetite knows no bounds but still she retains a sleek rabbit look and has the biggest eyes of all three, possibly to match her stomach. She followed me into the run where I found Aaran.

Sleepy eyed Aaran was enjoying stripping bark from some fruit tree cuttings, these are plum, which is perfectly safe but can lead to distress if you don't expect the colouring to come out the other end, yes, it is plum coloured. The bunnies love it though.

A peaceful morning at Bunnyopolis and hopefully a nice sunny day to boot.

 

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