Time gentlemen please! It's the bi-annual weekly fortnightly once in a blue moon pub quizzical quiz of quite queer questions, so eyes down for a full house, here's your starter for ten and the chance of winning naff all.
1. What was the original name for 7-Up?
2. Muhammad Ali and William Shatner all claim to have seen a what?
3. The part of Alex Foley in Beverly Hills Cops was originally going to be played by whom?
4. Slugs have four what?
5. In London's 1911 Juvenile court records what was the offending word shouted that caused one individual to be charged?
That's about all I can think of for the moment so if you want to too your self up the bar is still open. I'll give you a few minutes then I'll reveal the answers.
Two pints of lager and a Babycham Miss? Certainly, would you like a cherry in that?
Right, pens at the ready...
HOW DID YOU DO?
1. BIB-Label Lithiated Lemon-Lime Soda, quite a mouthful really.
2. A UFO, although in Shatners case I cannot believe that his judgement may have been clouded after all those years on the Enterprise, come to think of it Ali had a few blows to the head too.
3. Sylvester Stallone, and if you think that's strange Indiana Jones was going to be played by Tom Selleck and Dustin Hoffman was offered the role of Rambo in First Blood.
4. Noses, that explains the trail then.
5. Celery, if you then added Rhubarb you were probably deported.
Thank you people, thank you, if you could all calm down, they are all entirely true so less of the swearing please. The bars about to close so if you want your last orders, get them now. You at the back, you're barred, I know your type.
You've had your fun, now f'off!
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