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'I love my Swearlight, being able to project my favourite rude words onto walls, pets and neighbours foreheads is a hoot. I once projected a seventeen foot 'cock' onto my bosses boardroom wall to rapturous applause by all attendees, needless to say I was shortly sacked afterwards and was forced to hand over my Swearlight due to my bail conditions. It's marvellous, I think every home should have two for those lengthy words like S******* and Fu******.'
Mrs G.Raffe from Twycross writes...
'My polar bears love their snugglers and I often find them sat beside a raging fire reading a book. Unfortunately I realised we had left a box of matches with them and they had accidentally set fire to my husband who was playing with the free penguin snack, needless to say I need somewhere to store Derek until he finished smouldering'
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