Special Gifts For Special People

Yesterday we bought you the ultimate Christmas gifts, today we bring you Megagifts, our XXL selection of Christmas Gifts to blow you away. From the useful to the exhilarating our latest gifts will leave you stunned and amazed.

Let's start off with a couple of romantic gifts, how about a free hug experience? Yes, hugs absolutely free! For £12.99 we will reveal Britain's most huggable location shown above. Just visit anytime on your own between the hours of 1am and 4am for your free hug. Guaranteed to change your life our free hug comes with the guarantee that you will not have been hugged like this before. Ever. Treat yourself today!

Want to find that perfect partner? Then look no further, with this always in your fridge a healthy, long lasting relationship and marriage will ensue, probably. Desert bars that are of the perfect match for couples that match perfectly. Cement your relationship with Marry Me bars and trick unwitting partners into asking 'Do You Want A Marry Me?'. 'Yes, Please! I'll book the church right away, lets go find a dress, a ring, sort out the seating arrangements, book a vicar, book a church, book a honeymoon and make sure we don't invite Aunty Mabel because of her wind problem.'

Grab your Golden Ticket your going to Willy Wonka's!!! For the nominal sum of £567.23 your goldish looking ticket freshly printed on glossy inkjet paper will give you exclusive access to Wonka's secret factory shown above. Find out just what it feels like to be Oompa Lumpered. Try Wonka's new lickable lap dancing pole or brace yourself to visit Wonka's special red room for an experience that will put a look on your face that is difficult to remove. Ticket non refundable, over eighteens only, wear clean underwear. N.B. Location changes frequently to avoid 'sightseers'. Experience may be recorded and broadcast on various websites live for training purposes.

A brand new delivery here at SHODDY allows us to bring you the brand new iPhnoe 4 at the bargain price of £10. Yes, for just £10 you too can have your very own iPhnoe 4 and have access to the latest technology like the new Applely Maps App called iMlost, guaranteed to place you in the middle of nowhere everywhere. Use it for all those times you don't want to visit friends and relatives. Sorry, my iPhnoe gave me the wrong directions to your house, maybe next time eh? Maybe never with the new iPhnoe 4 from Ranco. Full ingrish instructions included.

The perfect husband. Does it exist? Is there a man that will please you every day of the week just by being there? One who always smells fantastic, always quiet and will sit with you never complaining, doesn't need feeding and fulfils your every need? Well, there is now, Brownie Husband will do all this and more and when you are sick of him just add cream and he turns into the dessert of your dreams. Also comes with optional chocolate fingers for a small nominal charge.

Be the envy of friends and neighbours and disguise your house from undesirables with our false nose and glasses. No longer will your house look 'traditional' with this stunning addition that will be the envy of everyone that sees it. Using your front door as a make shift mouth you can pretend that your house 'eats' people as they enter, hilarity will ensue I'm sure. Planning permission is not required but I'm sure when the council find out they will be laughing along with you. Optional extras include battery operated moving eyebrows and a snot dispenser for those unwanted doorstep guests.