Sunday, July 15, 2012


Baller - Definition : A thug that has made it to the big time.

Yet another set of unfortunate sticker placements starts with this mildly amusing mishap but it's not long before things start getting more, how shall I say, Risqué?

He looks a strange kind of elf to me but I can see where the protection is needed, especially from the shirt and shoe combo and his strange dad dancing gurning face, surely you wouldn't need warning about this one. Bust your funky stuff at the disco though and you might find this...
I wonder if she knows he called her a 'ho', he certainly is leering a little too much. Is that a bag of chips or a loaf of wrapped bread she is holding? Maybe I'm reading this one wrong and she needs a hoe for the garden to tend her vegetable beds, yes, that's it and he's popped over to give her a fork too. See, totally innocent, what was I thinking.
Oh my! This sounds like a problem, maybe my next book can help... (I'm pretty sure Dickens didn't wear funky chefs chequerboard trousers either, or Willy Wonkas jacket whilst we are at it)
Not really, apart from rubbing it in, sorry Mr Dickens you're on your own with this one I'm afraid.
Really? I shudder to think what the other 98 are, maybe it's just a list of things to stroke and how not to get arrested doing it. Look closely I'm right, you can see a little chap at the bottom stroking an elephant.

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