Take this, after only five minutes I had already created a leading porn actor called Mike Monsterpants. Even worse you can choose provocative poses such as this clutch thrust. My filthometer hit ten as the realisation hit me about this corrupting bit of entertainment.
Full graphic photo realistic representations of sexy stuff with no filters or warning, I was physically sick that this is allowed to be distributed freely around the Internet and I for one shall be writing to my MP just as soon as I find out who that is.
Until then be aware, this new Bitstripping craze is ruining our children, if I had my way I would smash up all the spinning jenny's and boycott this new horseless carriage. I'd also give them all six lashes of the birch, it never did me any harm did it nanny?
Nanny? Nanny? Bring the whip Bertie has been a very naughty boy, Bertie want spank, spank.
Ohhhh, thank you Nanny...