Don't throw away those old shoes, turn them into healthy 'Shoothies' in seconds with our Healthy Shoe Shredded and free Boot Blender attachment. Grind galoshes into flavor packed drinks using only the addition of water, use heavy soiled walking boot for a distinct earthy tang, or make a sexy shake from stilettos. Our boot blender guarantees to blend a pair of hunters to a fine soup in less than ten seconds!
Comes complete with seventy, yes, seventy specially selected recipes from slippers to uggs, flip flops to fetish we have a shoothie to suit. For an additional £35 why not buy our exclusive recipe book 'Footwear Feeding For The Family', 281 illustrated recipes separated into handy categories covering everything from shoe snacking to rich shoups.
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*free gift may resemble a pencil. The term 'write any colour' refers to the fact that you can write the word 'red', 'blue' or any other colour you wish without restrictions. Although pencil may work underwater you may need underwater paper that doesn't current exist.