An experimental Novel by Barbera Cartwheel
Flool yumyum, Beepity ting, Squiffle
Poot pling, Flupfft fff, Pah! Pahpapah!
Rung Nuh? Thrupetty thrup.
Mmmft pluft nash, nash, nosh.
Grewly grumbly :(
Squeeeeeeee pop! Hehehehe.
THE END
Flool yumyum - The noise you make when you see a lovely muffin in the supermarket.
Beepity ting - The sound of the till as it processes said muffin purchase.
Squiffle - At home removing the paper casing makes this noise.
Poot pling - The muffin is placed on a plate.
Flupfft fff - The sound of a muffin accidentally rolling off the plate and landing on the floor.
Pah! Pahpapah! - A mixture of unbelievable and disappointment rolled into one as your prized muffin escapes you.
Rung Nuh? - The sound of the dog recognising a free snack.
Thrupetty thrup - Rapid dog steps to the muffin.
Mmmft pluft nash, nash, nosh - Sound of said muffin being eaten by the dog.
Grewly grumbly :( - A noise used to show displeasure with said dog.
Squeeeeeeee pop! - All is forgotten in an instant when an unexpected breaking of wind occurs.
Hehehehe - Hehehehe
A SHORT NOVEL BY ACCLAIMED NOVELIST BARBERA CARTWHEEL AVAILABLE IN ALL GOOD BOOKSHOPS SOMETIME NEVER
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