Monday, April 02, 2012

Long Yellow Things

Hi, Brian the Easter Bunny here, whilst Gerald is looking for chocolate eggs I thought today I would delve into the archives and pull out a few new price tag mistakes and give you a brand new selection of supermarket shame. So let's hop along and begin, Oh, and don't tell Gerald that I have eaten all the eggs, tee-hee! 
Unfortunately some of them were far too risqué to place on here so lets start with a new hobby and make some Crappy Quilts. A whole book of 29 patterns, bargain!
 Still, could be worse. A CD guide to shaving a baby. Wonder if that's for Remington or Gillette shavers?
Looks like someone has been playing Supermarket Shuffle again with this nice pair of moobs, looks like the music department is the next shuffle arena with bonus points if you can arrange triple displays before being thrown out.
Maybe you prefer long yellow things in your basket? I know I do, they go together with the long green things, the red round things and of course the square boxes, isn't the supermarket educational, next they will be telling me they stock small orange tapered sticks with green hair. They do? Yummy!
Nuff said, I like how the blurb bottom right includes the advice for your perfect 'Ho' as Look Inside For Wha'ts Hot, Tools You Need and Where to Look On The Web.
Then it starts getting childish... You said Butt...

"Hey Beavis."
"Your butt's weird lookin'."
"Shut up!"
"Heh huh, kinda looks like baloney."
"Shut up Butthead!"
"Uhh, I have an injury."
"You do?"
"Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt."
"Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio."

Ahem, thank you Beavis and Butthead, can we move along now?

"Heh, Heh, You said along, it sounds like schlong"
"Quick Butthead, look, it says ass! Huh, Huh"

"I feel like an ass. Beavis, go out and get me an ass."
"Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?"
I give up, normal service will be resumed tomorrow.

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