Hi, Brian the Easter Bunny here, whilst Gerald is looking for chocolate eggs I thought today I would delve into the archives and pull out a few new price tag mistakes and give you a brand new selection of supermarket shame. So let's hop along and begin, Oh, and don't tell Gerald that I have eaten all the eggs, tee-hee!
Maybe you prefer long yellow things in your basket? I know I do, they go together with the long green things, the red round things and of course the square boxes, isn't the supermarket educational, next they will be telling me they stock small orange tapered sticks with green hair. They do? Yummy!
Nuff said, I like how the blurb bottom right includes the advice for your perfect 'Ho' as Look Inside For Wha'ts Hot, Tools You Need and Where to Look On The Web.
Then it starts getting childish... You said Butt...
"Your butt's weird lookin'."
"Heh huh, kinda looks like baloney."
"Shut up Butthead!"
"Uhh, I have an injury."
"Yeah, I have this great big crack in my butt."
"Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my holio to get polio."
Ahem, thank you Beavis and Butthead, can we move along now?
"Quick Butthead, look, it says ass! Huh, Huh"
"I feel like an ass. Beavis, go out and get me an ass."
"Heh-heh, okay. Would you like some boobs to go with that?"