Stuck what to do with your goat this Summer? Then be stuck no further, Blackpool Britain's oldest seaside resort has decided to become goat friendly in a bid to pull in the 'goatastic' crowds.
A spokesman for Blackpools tourist board explains 'As I said in the meeting, goats are farmyard animals that climb things Clive, why would we bloody want goats in Blackpool? I was then sacked after being ooverruled by ten to one on the suitability of making Blackpool goat safe and being accused of goatism.'
So from today all attractions are goat friendly so come along and join in the fun, even celebrities are getting in on the act at the Madame Tussauds Waxworks.
Gary had traveled all the way from Fleetwood to be the first goat through the newly refurbished Ripley's Believe It Or Not'. 'I don't believe it!' said Gary before leaping on to the counter and eating part of Big Ben made out of matches.
Goats are welcome to visit Blackpool all through the summer where they will be holding various events such as Goat Pride and Miss Gorgeous Goat 2015.