FREE GIFT! Excuse'o'matic - Cut Out And Keep

It's Monday morning, it's snowed, maybe a bit maybe a lot, you need to phone work and come up with a reasonable excuse to stay at home and put your feet up but you are stuck. Everybody will be phoning in, how do you make your excuse stand out from the crowd?

You use our handy cut out and keep Excuse'o'matic! Cut out the circles, make a pointer or something and spin it for instant excuse results.

INSTRUCTIONS

Phone your boss and start the conversation by using one of the phrases below...

So, you should have said 'OMG! Snow!' Follow it with 'And...'. Another quick spin will give you another result.

'And the dogs exploded!'. Wait for your boss to absorb your unique excuse then break the news that you may be able to come in...

...Next week, or any of the other genuine excuses. Finally quickly exclaim that you have to rush off now because... (Spin again!)

'You need a poo'. If you have followed the instructions you should now have the following sentence with which to impress your boss.

'OMG! Snow! and my dogs exploded. I may be in next week. Must go now I need a poo.'

Impressive stuff, it will save you from embarrassment when other colleagues phone in with pathetic excuses of late trains and snow clearing.

Excuse'o'matic is just one of the fabulous items available from We Say You Say We All Say Ltd, why not try our Tourette Roulette, imagine your excitement when your ball lands on FLAPS rather than a red number ten. For families we have Insult Wheel, a spin later and you will all be swearing like a trooper. Just some of our incredible products.

Enjoy your day safe in the knowledge that your excuse is unique!

 

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