Artists are queer people, they smell of linseed and dress oddly to the rest of us. They have sticks full of pig bristles and squeeze coloured snakes from metal tubes as if by magic. They then dip the pig bristles in the colourful snakes and make a mess on something called a canvas.
If you wish to see an example of an artist and how thoroughly distressing they look in real life then we have our professional drunk 'Peter Smith' on display this weekend Saturday 12th September at Castle Fine Art in Norwich between 12-3pm. Come along for an unstable chat with this weirdo before we lock him back up and throw away the key.
Castle Fine Art has now moved and has a brand spanking deluxe gallery space at its new location 13 Back Of The Inns, Norwich. Peter will be specially caged on the day to avoid public distress and harm so please come along, he won't bite. Well, not much anyway. Please keep all arms and legs away from Peter and under no circumstances give him a brush.
See you tomorrow in sunny Norwich :)