Don't say I never give you anything, today you get your own personal Fruity Machine absolutely free that you can play time and time again. Re-live the thrills of a good old fashioned one arm bandit in the comfort of your living room or office. Excellent replay value, includes holds and nudges as standard. Just a few simple things to add for that authentic fruit machine feel.
Lets pop something in the slot to begin. As you insert a coin say the word 'blurp' to simulate the coin eating noise. If you are sat in you car at this point change gear to simulate pulling the handle, if indoors then raise your left arm and use your right hand to pull it.
Say 'ksk,ksk,ksk,ksk,ksk,chk' rapidly as the reels spin. It's so exciting!
Wow, you have got a cherry, a bell and a seven, good but not good enough for a payout, lets spin again.
Say 'ksk,ksk,ksk,ksk,ksk,chk' rapidly as the reels spin. I can hardly contain myself.
That's a little better, a plum followed by a pop for your cherry, if we had two pops for you cherry we would be laughing. Try again only this time with feeling.
Say 'ksk,ksk,ksk,ksk,ksk,chk' rapidly as the reels spin. I'm going to wet myself with anticipation!
You have the 007, two plums and a seven, even better you have been given the chance to hold. What are you waiting for? Hold your plums and pull it again, you may be onto a winner here!
Maybe not, although you held your plums you have ended up with a bell at the end. Wait, what is this?
Yay! You have a chance to nudge your bell at the end. If you look carefully it looks like there may be another plum below. Press nudge on your bell at the end to see.
There is the beauty, a full set of plums coming right up.
It's not very often you see a set of plums this good, you have hit the jackpot. Stand back its going to go mental! (Flash the lights in your room for effect whilst shouting 'wah,wah,wah' throw some frozen peas into a cup whilst standing on a chair to make the sound of a gigantic payout)
Take your 4p winnings, boy this is awesome and the fun never stops. Shall we have another go?
Yes? Then simply start at the top and read this again for more fruity excitement. Play with several friends for added effect!
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