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(C) 1984 Sarcastic Adams Adventure Series
Welcome To Smelly Cavern Adventure Pt 1
You are in a cavern it is dark and smelly, you see a lamp on the floor, exits are North.
What would you like to do?
"Light Lamp"
You light the lamp, you are in a dark cavern holding a lamp. On the floor is nothing, exits are North. Lighting the lamp caused the smelly gas to explode.
You are dead (Again? Y/N)
Welcome To Smelly Cavern Adventure Pt 1
You are in a cavern it is dark and smelly, you see a lamp on the floor, exits are North.
What would you like to do?
"Go North"
I'm sorry, I don't understand 'Go North'
"North"
I'm sorry, I don't understand 'North'
"N"
You go North, you are in a smelly dark cavern, on the floor is a lamp. Exits are North.
"What?"
I'm sorry, I don't understand 'What?'
"N"
You go North, in the dark you trip over the lamp and break your neck.
You are dead (Again? Y/N)
Welcome To Smelly Cavern Adventure Pt 1
You are in a cavern it is dark and smelly, you see a lamp on the floor, exits are North.
What would you like to do?
"Nothing"
You do nothing. In walks a six foot fire breathing toilet that beats you to death with a broom. Maybe some light would have been a good idea.
You are dead (Again? Y/N)
Welcome To Smelly Cavern Adventure Pt 1
You are in a cavern it is dark and smelly, you see a lamp on the floor, exits are North.
What would you like to do?
"Fight six foot fire breathing toilet"
I'm sorry, I don't understand 'Fight six foot fire breathing toilet'
"What a crap game"
You sit down in the dark smelly cavern and have a crap, in walks a hippopotamus carrying a duck. They proceed to trample you to death whilst singing the Birdie Song.
You are dead (Again? Y/N)
Welcome To Smelly Cavern Adventure Pt 1
You are in a cavern it is dark and smelly, you see a lamp on the floor, exits are North.
What would you like to do?
"No, I think the question is what would YOU like me to do"
You are in a cavern trying to be a smart ass, in walks a bag of midget gems, you taste one and choke to death for being so cocky.
You are dead (Again? Y/N)
Welcome To Smelly Cavern Adventure Pt 1
You are in a cavern it is dark and smelly, you see a lamp on the floor, exits are North.
What would you like to do?
"Take the bloody lamp and stick it up your arse"
I'm sorry, I don't understand 'bloody lamp' but I do understand 'arse' so for that in walks your mum, I say walk it's more like in wobbles your mum because she's so fat. She trips and crushes you with her left breast.
You are dead (Again? Y/N)
Welcome To Smelly Cavern Adventure Pt 1
You are in a cavern it is dark and smelly, you see a lamp on the floor, exits are North.
What would you like to do?
"Take lamp but DO NOT light it"
You take the lamp and do not light it. You are in a dark smelly cavern, on the floor you see nothing. Exits are North.
"N and don't trip this time"
You go North, very carefully you avoid tripping. You are in poorly decorated room, the cave exit disappears. You see a bright light over your left shoulder. Exits are Nowhere.
"Look"
You are in poorly decorated room, there is a bright light over your left shoulder. Exits are Nowhere.
"Look at light"
You look at the light. It's actually a window, if you look carefully you can see other people passing by. It's called LIFE, go and get one you geek.
"Wha!"
I'm sorry, I don't understand "Wha!" just like I don't understand LOL or TXT SPK, this is a text adventure, it's 2013, go and talk to someone instead of sitting inside twiddling your knobs or whatever you do with your tablet computer. Whilst we are at it pull your pants up you look ridiculous.
"Quit"
Yeah, just quit you quitter, it's a wonder you even knew that word. I bet you say things like 'I woz quit plezed wiv me self' lol.
Quit (Y/N)
"Y"
Welcome To Smelly Cavern Adventure Pt 1
You are in a cavern it is dark and smelly, you see a lamp on the floor, exits are North.
What would you like to do?
"For flippers sake, what a load of shunt"
For flipping me a shunt in walks a whale, it's your partner, together you get married, you have kids. No, literally, your kids look like baby goats and you look like a horse and will probably be made into burgers sometime in the future. I quit, enjoy your day loser.
Thank you for playing a (C) 1984 Sarcastic Adams Adventure Series production. Why not try our other award winning games like 'The Bus Stop' and the 'Mysterious Dustcart'. Now go North and multiply. have a nice day.
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